Human perfection is Bianca Jagger riding a horse into Studio 54 in the late 1970’s. Lawful Good or Chaotic Neutral depending on who you talk to. Lover of vintage fragrances older than your dad. Surprisingly amenable unless hungry, horny, angry, or all three. Hornungry. If you look like Peter Pettigrew, I don’t like you. Voted “most concerning sense of humor but also prettiest eyes tbh” by everyone since 1996. Use this blog to microdose yourselves with the musings of a person coming of age (read: ageless) in a reality that fucks 99.99999% of people with no neck kisses, no foreplay, and no lube. Yeah, I feel your pain. Read all about it here. All Rights Reserved.